Despite me being an anarchistic, satan loving nihilist atheist, one must love Xmas lights to be human. The only indoor substitute for sitting in the middle of nowhere, under an endless canopy of stars is to be caressed in your rolling palace under a colorful blanket of LED love. Better yet, you can get solar ones! Yum! Together with your lava lamp, chandelier and ability to move your home across state lines at will, you might finally feel your first emotion.